Oh, hi there internet, didn't see you there...

Well. It's been a long few months, to say the least. But I'm back (again), hopefully for real this time.

So. What's kept me away from the internet world this long?

In short, nothing. I'm still active on the web, mostly IRC channels, but I did have to stop the blog for a while. It got too depressing, and I didn't need the increased stress at the time. Things are a little better now, and while I'm happier than I was before, I do appear to be turning into a bit of an emo kid. My profile picture shows blue hair, and I'm considering piercing my lip in the near future.

For those of you who hadn't guessed, yes, I was fifteen when I started this. And I'm seventeen now, a mere two years difference, but I think I've changed a fair amount. Hopefully enough to get this damn thing off the ground this time around!

More posts in the near future, hopefully including a 'real' post at some point. For now, just checking in for anyone who still inexplicably watches my RSS feed. Speaking of which, I don't even know if it's still up; I'll have to check up on that later.

I apologize for the terrible writing style... It's been a while.

Updates to follow.

From The Ashes

Oh, well, I guess I'm not done yet. I'll let you all know when I can write something funny again.

Is this the end?

No, but it might be close to it. I've been posting less and less lately, and it's starting to feel like a job that has to be done, rather than something that I actually enjoy doing.

So, I may or may not put the Hamster on hold for a while. I haven't decided yet, but I have quite a bit going on right now, so at the very least posting will be infrequent. I'll update this as soon as I've decided which way I'm going.

No, I'm not dead

Just had quite a bit to do lately. Normal blogging duties resumed soon; possibly within the hour. It depends if my fingers thaw enough to type at their usual speed by then.

Call me Monk

I just learned something I already knew!

The way ADD comes up on the bottom is a bit weird, as I have on multiple occasions been diagnosed with ADHD. Still, ADHD is somewhat of a 'fad disorder', so it's most likely nowhere near as bad as OH LOOK A BIRDY!!!

How crazy are you, and in what way?

What mental disorder do you have? Your Result: OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) You have odd obsessions that you cannot seem to control. You may even perform rituals to make you feel better. Counting and continuously obsessing over things happens frequently.
Manic Depressive
GAD (Generalized Anxiety Disorder)
Paranoia
ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder)
What mental disorder do you have?

Clarification

Apparently, some people reacted to that latest post... I apologize if I came off a bit on the fucked up side there; I'll just take it as a comment on my writing skills.

Yes, everything there is true, and I believe I've managed to answer most of my own questions.

Invisible Keyboard: Just a nerdly manifestation. It must be helping my typing speed, because I apparently type fast enough that people don't think I'm actually writing anything until they look at the screen... it sounds like I'm just running my hands randomly over the keyboard. For example, by the time I finished typing this sentence my slow ass computer had shown all the words up to 'shown'.

Random Seizure:
Problem: Vibrating for no apparent reason.
Current status: Incident has not repeated itself. Unless it does, I'll conclude that it wasn't anything important.

Emo-ness:
Solution:Stopped wearing just hoodies; started listening to more types of music. Carried a guitar around all day for no reason, and played it when I got bored.
Probable Cause: Oncoming winter. It's never happened to me before, but I have heard about people becoming depressed in the fall.

I want to slap myself

Why? For listening to this at least once a day for the past week. Techno AND rap? Somehow, the whole is more than the some of its parts.
I still want to slap myself.

Kanye West + Daft Punk